Mona Lisa and her kinks

Kinky Mona Lisa Original

Picture above is The Mona Lisa, a half-length portrait of a woman by the Italian artist Leonardo da Vinci, which has been acclaimed as the best known, the most visited, the most written about, the most sung about, and even the most parodied work of art in the world. In fact, here is a gallery of kinky versions of The Mona Lisa:

As you can see, there’s almost a version for each kink. Pity I couldn’t find a watersports version of her squatting and pissing on the floor…

Legendary Karin Shubert

If you born in the 70s you surely remember Karin Shubert. German blonde star, mother of all milfs, well known in Italy in the 70s for her roles in the sex comedy Italian style, see her in the pictures below on the cover of one of the top Italian porn magazines in the year 1984.

Karen Shubert (Le Ore 2)   Karen Shubert (Le Ore 1)

For those who were born later or missed her performances, Karin Schubert was born 26 November 1944 in Hamburg, Germany. She appeared in film roles in the 1970s before becoming a pornographic actress in the 1980s. Some samples of her work as dramatic actress can be seen on You Tube. She appeared in her last film in 1994 and she eventually retired from public life.

In 1985, at the age of 40, she decided to appear in pornographic films and made a contract for a yearly income of 180,000 DM with the conditions that she won’t appear in anal sex and bestiality scenes and won’t perform with black partners (in 1984, she appeared in the Playboy film production of Black Venus as the lesbian lover of the film’s star, Josephine Jennifer Jones, Miss Bahamas 1979). She made her debut with Morbosamente vostra where she once again found herself playing a character called Cora, this time a schizophrenic housewife. This film is of particular significance since one can easily observe Schubert’s effort to set higher standards of dramaturgy for pornography. Following several Italian porn titles, she bolstered her position as a porn star and in 1990, she starred in a three-film series called Wiener Glut also named Schubertgasse-Sex after her.

For those, like me, who loved her so much, there’s an official fan club that has full biography, uncensored movie clips, complete and detailed filmography page, pictures and movie clips area, fan club page and updated porn stars links page.

Rocco and Amica Chips

I’m sure you all know the Italian porn star Rocco Siffredi, great fucker and anal master but I’m also sure none of you know that in the year 2006 Rocco starred in an Italian TV commercial for an important local brand of chips. Chips ? Yes, chips !

You need to know that in Italian the word chips is translated “patatina”. The same word, patatina, is used when referring to vagina, informal but not vulgar, the same way you use the word pussy in English.

Here the fun begins! The commercial is a great masterpiece of art, full of sexual double meanings. See it below in a You Tube video with subtitles in English:

“Trust someone who has tried all of them!” #lol

Sadly, after just a couple of days, the commercial, considered vulgar and immoral, was heavily censured by the Italian Advertising Authority. It was broadcast with no audio till the end of the contract.