A place you must see…

Good news for voyeurs and exhibitionists who have a plan to visit New York. If you belong to the first category there’s a place you can’t miss to see while if you fall into the second group there’s a Hotel where I recommend you to stay: The Standard, High Line.

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The Standard is an 18-story luxury boutique hotel located at 848 Washington Street between West 13th and Little West 12th Streets in the Meatpacking District of Manhattan. It sits fifty-seven feet above street level, above the High Line, a former elevated railroad track reconstructed into a linear park. The hotel, completed in the year 2009, has 337 guest rooms and was designed by the architects of the Polshek Partnership.

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Now the best part: visitors using the restrooms on the 18th floor may get a fantastic view through floor-to-ceiling windows, but passersby can’t say the same. #lol !

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A very wrong safeword !

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safeword is a code word used in BDSM for a submissive (or dominant) to unambiguously communicate his physical or emotional state to the other part, typically when approaching, or crossing, a physical, emotional, or moral boundary.

This is extremely important if the scene involves any play that could be harmful, but is just as important in light play as well. Even if you are just using a toy, a safeword is important to have. You never know when something out of the ordinary will occur.

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Common sense: they should not sexually related and should be very easy to remember. Green, coconut, milkman for example. Bad safewords: anything that can be misconstrued as part of play, such as don’t, stop, etc.

Follow Friday explained

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One of the most interesting services on the Internet today is Twitter. If you’re not using it, you’re probably losing one of the better parts of the Internet. Twitter is the social network for thinking brains, just the opposite of Facebook, and also hosts the biggest community of the most perverted individuals ever seen on the Internet. For those who don’t know how Twitter works or can’t just understand how to use it, I suggest this simple guide to understand the basics and getting started in 20 minutes. Do read it, you’ll thanks me forever.

For those who are already using Twitter, Follow Friday is a tradition in which people send tweets recommending users they think other people may be interested in following.
The tweets are sent each Friday and contain the hashtag #FollowFriday or #FF. If you’re wondering, hashtag is the keyword preceded by the pound symbol, check the Ultimate Guide to Twitter Hashtags if you want to learn all the secrets of the hashtags.

The idea is to help people figure out who to follow on Twitter by sharing usernames or Twitter handles of your favorite Twitterers, the people whose tweets you find interesting. Look at the sample below, taken from my timeline:

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Of course, it’s nice to retweet Follow Friday shout-outs, and it’s even better if you thank whoever recommends you. By the way, Twitter is a place where some people still use old-fashioned ASCII artworks which result in very cool tweets:

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I’m closing this post with the last link, a comprehensive guide to Twitter… just in case you want to learn all secrets of this social network…

Dailymotion, kinky videos

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Dailymotion is a French video-sharing website, the little brother of You Tube, on which users can upload, share and view videos. Their policy does not allow penetration porn along with some other stuff, but nudity is allowed.

Now, considering that you can watch penis going into vagina almost everywhere and probably, just like me, you’re considering it kinda boring, let’s see why I decided to spend my time writing this post. Then, is there something special on Dailymotion?

Yes, there is. On Dailymotion, you can see stuff like: asian micro bikini oil dancing, wet t shirt contests, naked voyeur vids, naked exhibition vids, downblouse and sharking, candid nude beach, drunk pissing, changing rooms, nip slips, celeb nip slips, big brother nude scenes, amateur ass shaking, groping, asian train groping, tops falling off, mooning, pantsing and much more. Want something a little bit more extreme ? Have a look at this nipple pulling playlist and smile.

The limit is your own fantasy, don’t be shy when using the search feature. Open an account, turn the adult filter off, search for something naughty, click the video, and then find a playlist that the video was added to. That playlist could be a host of other similar videos.

If you are still thinking these kind of video sharing services cannot host stuff enough kinky and extreme, you can’t be more wrong. Look at this video made by a Korean girl and pay me a beer.

Rocco and Amica Chips

I’m sure you all know the Italian porn star Rocco Siffredi, great fucker and anal master but I’m also sure none of you know that in the year 2006 Rocco starred in an Italian TV commercial for an important local brand of chips. Chips ? Yes, chips !

You need to know that in Italian the word chips is translated “patatina”. The same word, patatina, is used when referring to vagina, informal but not vulgar, the same way you use the word pussy in English.

Here the fun begins! The commercial is a great masterpiece of art, full of sexual double meanings. See it below in a You Tube video with subtitles in English:

“Trust someone who has tried all of them!” #lol

Sadly, after just a couple of days, the commercial, considered vulgar and immoral, was heavily censured by the Italian Advertising Authority. It was broadcast with no audio till the end of the contract.